Just a Duck's Tale?

If it walks like a duck,
if it talks like a duck,
if it says "pull it" like a duck,
if it spells N.W.O. like a duck,

if it throws Napalm like a duck,
if it buys the media like a duck,
if it plays H.A.A.R.P. like a duck,
if it bails out bankers like a duck,

if it economically hits like a duck,
if it pushes the Amero like a duck,
if it recruits SS officers like a duck,
if it built National debt like a duck,

if it uses Agent Orange like a duck,
if it ignores N.O.R.A.D. like a duck,
if it throws atomic bombs like a duck,
if it shoots uranium bullets like a duck,

if it is a private federal banker like a duck,
if it falls down in it's own footprint like a duck,
if it dumbs down a nation with fluoride, like a duck,
if it tells lies of Weapons of Mass Destruction like a duck,

if it walks in the same path as it's father like a duck,
if it reads the Northwoods Document like a duck,
if it constructs a New Pearl Harbor like a duck,
if it bombs the whole world like a duck,

if it keeps saying terrhrr like a duck,
if it has Skull and Bones like a duck,
if it operates "Paperclip" like a duck,
and, if it also implodes like a duck,

THEN IT'S A DUCK.